Friday, December 29, 2006

Patiala Peg !!

The recently concluded Champions Trophy saw Mr. Siddhu at his verbose best once again.
Here are a few gems I managed to pick up from his commodious mouth.

"English team dressing room has a sign-board in front, "Fragile:- Handle with Prayer"."

"A hasty man drinks his tea with a fork."

"Harbhajan can raise a riot in a graveyard."

"A good lather is half the shave."

"It is better to prevent and prepare, rather than repent and repair."

And now for an All-Time-Great Siddhuism...
“An optimist is one who looks at bullshit, and calls it fertilizer”

Such ballistic balderdash from Mr. Siddhu took it's toll on his fellow commentators as well, so much so that even the usually restrained Ian Chappel joined the one-liner bandwagon by saying:-
"A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse."

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